if a writer falls in love with you, you can never die.



fearlings:

i can always sit and watch the way the rain hits the waters surface

To those who follow me and I never greeted

nori-the-dwarf-thief:

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tastefullyoffensive:

Scumbag Windows Updates[via]

the-spunkiest-spy:

rancis-motherfluggers:

theunfler:

besbaw-kuwata:

booksandwildthings:

Anyone wanna take bets on how long it’ll take before people start shipping them?

link is actually kinda cute
and so is quote

i ship chat and video

I don’t know look at the way video is looking at audio…

Welcome to tumblr where everything is shippable including tumblr itself.


ourdisneymemories:

the sassy shoulder shimmy




lovequotesrus:

EVERYTHING LOVE



  • me: avoids getting in the shower
  • me: avoids getting in the shower
  • me: avoids getting in the shower
  • me: avoids getting in the shower
  • me: gets in the shower
  • me: i have ARRIVED IN PARADISE AND I SHALL NEVER LEAVE



“I’d just had a baby at the time and I was feeling really fat like I was never gonna get hired again and all of the sudden I get the call, they want me to be on Glee and I get the script and I turn to page 35 and it says this whole thing, I’m gonna play the mother to the lead girl on Glee who on real life is 25 years old. So, um, it wasn’t the best day of my life but I figured ‘glass half full, glass half full.’ So, anyway, the thing is, I’m looking through the script and it says it’s gonna be this whole mother/daughter reunion thing and then we’re gonna sing Poker Face by Lady GaGa. And I was like, I don’t know, I mean, I’m not that prissy of a person, you know, but… Poker Face?! Cause I always sort of associated that song with some other things and.. there’s other… words on that song… baked goods… and I don’t know, but I said ‘glass half full, glass half full, I’m going with it. I’m fat and I need a job!’

(Source: ivymonroe)



teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY


(Source: jimmyfalpal)





  • Plot Twist: Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi.


himchanspenus:

Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.